treeman

I did my demo with tom the treeman on wednesday and I think it went well. we were slow in the start and I said um too much but it was our first go at it and I think we will get a show.......

radio

 I am doing a " test run " for a radio show with the Bubba Radio Network next Wed. Myself and Tom the Treeman are gonna submit the show and see if it can get picked up hopefully in January.
 The basis of the show is Jackass Type stunts... emails and callers will challenge us or submit stunts for us to perform and go over any stunts that were done on Bubbas show durring the previous week. all the while screwing with each other during the show.
 I asked Tuddle to join us but, am having a hard time getting him to confirm. So I guess he would not be dependable. Such as life but that would be some great content...
 If anyone has any suggestions on stunts to perform for the test show please let me know. Right now im thinking about painting dart boards on our asses and playing a dart game with steele tip darts...
 Dont forget to check out http://www.bubbaraw.com/ and see the gator bite ( David Weathers said it was a better stunt than what knoxville did). Who knows maybe a stepping stone to the real jackass movies, they did just sign for another 4 films??????
 anyway wish me luck or dont who cares.

cma awards

holy crap... anyone watching the cma awards? talk about one big pile of ass all lumped into what i only can imagine is a little bit of heaven on earth. i am just sitting hear wishing carrie underwood would fart on my head. i mean to tell you im worked up... not one ugly in the crowd. it takes everything i have in me not to throw a beer bottle through the tv because i hate the music so much but, oh that beautiful room of ass just keeps me going.
 id like to show joanna garcia 8 seconds.. that lil hillbilly mmm mmm mmm. that girl from sugarland id like to be stuck on you. taylor swift makes me stiff...
 And all this greatness just got ruined as steph just walked out of the bathroom after taking a duece with some green shit all over face.
 im back... miranda lambert could drop a steamer right on my chest and that would be the best part of my week. hell id even let reba give me a handy.
 tomorrow i buy a cowboy hat and some spurs. now im out to do bad bad things

stinky smoker

  I was informed on a live international radio show that I smelled bad! I was beat down for about 5 minutes on the fact that I was a stinky mcstinkerston. Im used to being the person giving the beatdowns and this time I was helpless, I just sat there and listened to Manson and Spice and Ned and Bubba tear me down. I felt like such a dirt bag. Im a grown man and I felt like the stinky kid and for good reason, I do! I have for a long time and been told by the people that love me but, it took those four assholes for me to listen. My girls have told me they they were stinky because of me. Yet I refused to listen I didnt care that the people that I love the most were hurting because of me. Yet it took these four homos busting my balls for me to care.
 Now I dont know how pathetic that makes me but, Im guessing its up there. I have tried everything to quit smoking and tried a thousand times and when it comes down to it its lack of will power. I have over come many things without even thinking about it but, smoking has been that ball and chain that I could just not break free from.
  I guess its all excuses as to why I dont quit. Bad day, my boss stressed me out, the kids were not being good, money trouble, girlfriends bitching, wifes bitching, girlfriend friends bitching about my wife, wifes bitching about my girlfriend.  I think you get the point. there is an excuse everytime. Everytime I find a reason to light up another one. I find reasons to fail and convince myself that it is ok because of the " problem " I had that day.
 Im laughing right now because Im so pathetic. I am never going to smoke again after I finish this blog and that is a promise. at this point ive been writing for an hour and three minutes... lol
 So this world is my promise. From now on I will only smell like ass, feet and ball cheese. Never again will I smell like a dirty ashtray.
 I dont care what happens tomorrow. Nothing will get the best of me I will never make up another reason to smoke... 1 hour 24min... out

dreaming

   I have had my fair share of crazy dreams. I had the dream of being in a sauna with a beautiful girl only to wake up in the top bunk with a fatty and the power was out and i had wet the bed. I have had dreams latley that I am best friends with the Manning brothers and I help their parents milk cows while they are at practice. i have bad nightmares every time i watch a scary movie. i had a dream that my penis was made of cheese and fivle ate it. I swallowed a piece of gum and had a dream that i had the farts and flew to the moon and cher was there. i had a dream that i was in a wheelchair but it was my arms that did not work and my legs were fine but i couldnt lift myself out of the wheel chair and i was just stuck there. i had a nightmare that i was ugly. i had a dream that i won 200 million dollars and bought an island and johnny depp replaced all the sand with cocaine. ive had dreams that i lived back home ( pesotum ) and it was like living in the 1800s ( or was that just my last trip home )  i had a dream that i was on the bubba the love sponge show and i got naked in front of 300 people and let david weathers ( from jackass ) had a 4 ft gator bite my testicles. i had a dream that i ran the boston marathon while filming man vs food with that fat guy on the food channel and we ate our way through boston. i had a nightmare that i ate a 20 pound steak and john goodman sewed my butt shut while i was asleep. i had a dream that janessa brazill was fondling herself in the shower while i watched but i was wearing a diaper.
 i have never had the dream that i was laying in bed kissing and doing " other stuff " with julie warfel beatty in a bed full of red lobster cheddar biscuits.... i am the only adult at this address that can say ive never had this dream.

 Augie Meneley
 Stephanie Gilmore
18002 richmond place drive
tampa fl 33647

trick or treat

  Had a wonderful day with the kids. a witch and a mermaid walked for over 2 hours and have enough candy to last a lifetime. sorry about not posting much Ive been way busy............

PASSING GAS

  Today has been an unusually wonderful day. I have come to the realization that growing up is not an option. Grown ups are no fun, Karen and I are officially over and its because I refuse to grow up. Well it just so happens that no matter what, farts are funny! Its just the way it goes. Now I may go over board with my gas and my precious little girls may never find boyfriends because they also love this favorite past time but, I dont care. I think of different ways to fart like bubba thought of ways to cook shrimp.
  Right now I am sitting on the couch with the worst poop pains ever just because my farts wont smell if I poop and I want my farts to smell because I like to laugh and that is that.
  cheers.....

poor decisions

one of my favorite sermons  from pastor john long from first christian church in villa grove was about making good decisions and how even 1 poor decision can affect you for the rest of your life. my dad and i revisit that sermon quite offten. he often mentions said sermon when i tell him of things i have done or am planning on doing. where was dad today?
 i purchased a 1977 jeep d5 otherwise known as a mail delivery vehicle. the plan is to restore an use it as a delivery vehicle for http://www.castawaycatering.com/ . the only problem with this obviously well thought out plan is that i cant even change the oil in a car let alone restore the vehicle back to its prime. did i mention the 1983 jeep d5 otherwise known as a mail delivery vehicle that also came with the other one to use as a parts car? bit off a lil more than i can chew i do believe but, what fun is life without some challenges...

Top 10 funny ( weird and haha ) things I have ever seen.

These are a list of some outstanding things I have seen. I am writing this because I had a top ten moment last night.

10.  Citgo poopie
 9.   Sip explain to my Mom that he infact would NOT like it if she called his Mom and explained to HER that we had sat in the garage a gotten drunk all afternoon. And may or may not have thrown up in the kitchen sink.
 8. James Hatchel RUN home every time he heard my Dads deisel pulling into the circle because he was scared of my Dad.
 7.Mark Schweighart cry and almost throw up when I punched him in the weiner.
 6. " Dude " Jason Morgan do the chicken walk
 5. An 80+ year old woman "Frannie Kerr" asked me if I wanted to see her mouse tattoo and she lifted her dress - panties and said oh my pussy must have ate it.
 4. Anything that has anything to do with me because I love me
 3. Vagina
 2.The look on Tom Cheatums face at Joeys graduation party everytime he saw me crack a beer.
 1." Chuck" Stephanie Gilmore order a side of gravy and then eat the entire bowl with a spoon.

Boston

I have said for a long time that when the girls graduate I would move to Boston and live on a house boat. Well there mothercalled me and asked if she could move the kids to Boston.
 So I am torn... there is nothing more I enjoy doing than crushing the dreams of that horiable mountain of a semi human cold blooded beast but, It is Boston and I fell in love with that place when I was there even if it was a short while.
 Pro- the girls get to go to an area with a great educational system and get out of floridas over grown illegal imigrant driven skeul sistim.
 Con- hairy beast gets what she wants.
 Pro- I get to move to the place of my dreams and keep the same schedule with the girls.
 Con- Shedevil has some sort of enjoyment.
 Pro- The kids get to live in one of the most beautiful ares of the U.S. with water still very close and a change of seasons.
 Con- Craterface gets her way...
 Pro- Celtics
 Con- Apple sauce tits will have her hillbilly fam around.
 Pro- bagpipes
 Con- 4 kids 3 dads on welfare livin on the obama plan and she is white believe it or not. has a touch of happiness.
 Pro- I am infactuated with our history and there are so many things so close I could see something different with the kiddos every week.
 Con- winter
 Pro-winter
 Con- I would have to buy a decent vehicle instead of the hoopties i drive now.
 Pro- ruined uterus might die on the icey roads.
 So let me know what you think I should do. all sugestions are welcome

polygamy

After watching all episodes of sister wives on the dvr I have decided that I am going to be a polygamist. My plan is to make Stephanie the first wife, she is very organized and capable of running a household and probably a great recruiter. None of the other wives will ever disobey her authority so I can just run everything through her. She will look like the bad guy and I will agree with all the other wives when they complain about her and I will look like the good guy. When things dont go my way with one of the other wives I will act like Im upset with them and be extra nice to steph and then they will talk to steph about it and steph will lead them in the right direction ie. handys-anal or how to make my cocktails just the right way.
  I have never been good at relationships so if they only have to be with me 1 or 2 days a week they will be excited about the time they have with me instead of angry that im getting on there nerves.
  Steph will get sundays since we both enjoy football and chili. the other three will each have 2 nights a week.
  wives 2-3 and 4 will all work full time to support steph and I. Steph and I both like nice things so we will be getting hard working wives like hooters girls and that is a cash income, so very few taxes.
 One of the big parts of a polygamist lifestyle is having lots of babies. The women in this culture feel it is there dutie to provide there man with lots of children. I on the other hand am very happy with the 2 that I have so I will not be telling them of my vasectomy and stephs obg dr friend will tell them that they are the reason that we can not have children so they will feel indebted to me forever and greatful that I dont leave them.
  I think this is the perfect evil plan for me to be able to not work and be able to technically not be cheating on my wives and if I tire of the same ol same ol I will have steph suggest that I start courting another wife for the good of the family.
 

welcome

Well boys and girls welcome to the mind of augie... after much persuading stephanie agreed to set me up a blog. I was not able to do it on my own due to my 43rd chromesome. this will be a multi dailly post of the screwed up thoughts and actions of my day. Nothing is off limits, If you show up as a follower I may or may not go to the memory bank and tell a story. Jon Fisher was my first follower so he won the never have a bad thing said about him lotto. Although there really is nothing bad to be said about him, great person,businessman,father, and friend. ( lazy lover so I have heard ).follow him at. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.showpigs.com%2F&h=f0d4c
 Imagine if donald duck produced faces of death and the jackass franchise, thats kind of what goes through my head all day every day. its kind of mental vomit. i have no filters and nothing can get to me. i am not affraid to say what is on my mind or give an opinion. what makes it even better is that when i screw up i will tell the same screwed up stories or bust my own balls just as i would everyone else.
  Please let me know what you would like to talk about or whom you would like to talk about. anything goes no censorship.
 see you later and lets have some fun with this..........
 Augie

Dream come true!!

It's been a dream of mine to "date" a midget and I was recently fortunate enough to be a contestent on the "Sassie Cassie dating game" on the Bubba the love Sponge radio show http://www.btls.com/.   Unfortunately, I did not win the date with Sassie, but, I was able to hold all 2 ft 10 in of her in my arms.  This WAS the happiest day of my life!!! You may think this is a strange fantasy but oddly enough most of my male friends have this same fantasy but I am the only one stupid enough to try and fullfill it!