holy crap... anyone watching the cma awards? talk about one big pile of ass all lumped into what i only can imagine is a little bit of heaven on earth. i am just sitting hear wishing carrie underwood would fart on my head. i mean to tell you im worked up... not one ugly in the crowd. it takes everything i have in me not to throw a beer bottle through the tv because i hate the music so much but, oh that beautiful room of ass just keeps me going.
id like to show joanna garcia 8 seconds.. that lil hillbilly mmm mmm mmm. that girl from sugarland id like to be stuck on you. taylor swift makes me stiff...
And all this greatness just got ruined as steph just walked out of the bathroom after taking a duece with some green shit all over face.
im back... miranda lambert could drop a steamer right on my chest and that would be the best part of my week. hell id even let reba give me a handy.
tomorrow i buy a cowboy hat and some spurs. now im out to do bad bad things
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