dreaming

   I have had my fair share of crazy dreams. I had the dream of being in a sauna with a beautiful girl only to wake up in the top bunk with a fatty and the power was out and i had wet the bed. I have had dreams latley that I am best friends with the Manning brothers and I help their parents milk cows while they are at practice. i have bad nightmares every time i watch a scary movie. i had a dream that my penis was made of cheese and fivle ate it. I swallowed a piece of gum and had a dream that i had the farts and flew to the moon and cher was there. i had a dream that i was in a wheelchair but it was my arms that did not work and my legs were fine but i couldnt lift myself out of the wheel chair and i was just stuck there. i had a nightmare that i was ugly. i had a dream that i won 200 million dollars and bought an island and johnny depp replaced all the sand with cocaine. ive had dreams that i lived back home ( pesotum ) and it was like living in the 1800s ( or was that just my last trip home )  i had a dream that i was on the bubba the love sponge show and i got naked in front of 300 people and let david weathers ( from jackass ) had a 4 ft gator bite my testicles. i had a dream that i ran the boston marathon while filming man vs food with that fat guy on the food channel and we ate our way through boston. i had a nightmare that i ate a 20 pound steak and john goodman sewed my butt shut while i was asleep. i had a dream that janessa brazill was fondling herself in the shower while i watched but i was wearing a diaper.
 i have never had the dream that i was laying in bed kissing and doing " other stuff " with julie warfel beatty in a bed full of red lobster cheddar biscuits.... i am the only adult at this address that can say ive never had this dream.

 Augie Meneley
 Stephanie Gilmore
18002 richmond place drive
tampa fl 33647