polygamy

After watching all episodes of sister wives on the dvr I have decided that I am going to be a polygamist. My plan is to make Stephanie the first wife, she is very organized and capable of running a household and probably a great recruiter. None of the other wives will ever disobey her authority so I can just run everything through her. She will look like the bad guy and I will agree with all the other wives when they complain about her and I will look like the good guy. When things dont go my way with one of the other wives I will act like Im upset with them and be extra nice to steph and then they will talk to steph about it and steph will lead them in the right direction ie. handys-anal or how to make my cocktails just the right way.
  I have never been good at relationships so if they only have to be with me 1 or 2 days a week they will be excited about the time they have with me instead of angry that im getting on there nerves.
  Steph will get sundays since we both enjoy football and chili. the other three will each have 2 nights a week.
  wives 2-3 and 4 will all work full time to support steph and I. Steph and I both like nice things so we will be getting hard working wives like hooters girls and that is a cash income, so very few taxes.
 One of the big parts of a polygamist lifestyle is having lots of babies. The women in this culture feel it is there dutie to provide there man with lots of children. I on the other hand am very happy with the 2 that I have so I will not be telling them of my vasectomy and stephs obg dr friend will tell them that they are the reason that we can not have children so they will feel indebted to me forever and greatful that I dont leave them.
  I think this is the perfect evil plan for me to be able to not work and be able to technically not be cheating on my wives and if I tire of the same ol same ol I will have steph suggest that I start courting another wife for the good of the family.