Today has been an unusually wonderful day. I have come to the realization that growing up is not an option. Grown ups are no fun, Karen and I are officially over and its because I refuse to grow up. Well it just so happens that no matter what, farts are funny! Its just the way it goes. Now I may go over board with my gas and my precious little girls may never find boyfriends because they also love this favorite past time but, I dont care. I think of different ways to fart like bubba thought of ways to cook shrimp.
Right now I am sitting on the couch with the worst poop pains ever just because my farts wont smell if I poop and I want my farts to smell because I like to laugh and that is that.
cheers.....
I enjoy a good fart too, but you took away my ability to breathe last night!!
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