These are a list of some outstanding things I have seen. I am writing this because I had a top ten moment last night.
10. Citgo poopie
9. Sip explain to my Mom that he infact would NOT like it if she called his Mom and explained to HER that we had sat in the garage a gotten drunk all afternoon. And may or may not have thrown up in the kitchen sink.
8. James Hatchel RUN home every time he heard my Dads deisel pulling into the circle because he was scared of my Dad.
7.Mark Schweighart cry and almost throw up when I punched him in the weiner.
6. " Dude " Jason Morgan do the chicken walk
5. An 80+ year old woman "Frannie Kerr" asked me if I wanted to see her mouse tattoo and she lifted her dress - panties and said oh my pussy must have ate it.
4. Anything that has anything to do with me because I love me
3. Vagina
2.The look on Tom Cheatums face at Joeys graduation party everytime he saw me crack a beer.
1." Chuck" Stephanie Gilmore order a side of gravy and then eat the entire bowl with a spoon.
Wow, that is some top 10 and really tough to top. I personally vote for the mouse tattoo.
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