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DISCLAIMER - This site was created in order for me to express my daily thoughts, screwed up ideals, fantasies, and just about any other thought that goes through this sick head of mine. I have to live in it everyday, so now you have to hear about it!!! It's recommended that you have kleenex, something to vomit in, and possibly an oxygen tank while reading this blog.

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Monday, June 27, 2011

Ryan Dunn

 As everyone knows Jackass star Ryan Dunn biffed a tree and killed himself and his friend Zach.  I have to admit I was a little shaken at the thought of a young man with life by the balls and so much talent not being around anymore. Im a huge fan of the jackass guys and appreciate there style of comedy. I hope they continue there series of comedy films. These films will not be the same though without Ryan. In my opinion Ryan was the most entertaining behind Johnny Knoxville. Ryan was always laughing and enjoying himself. When you watch the extras from ANY of the movies or the television series He is the one taking everything in stride and enjoying it to the fullest. Bam does some fun stuff but if you bring David Weathers around he runs and hides, Steve O Whom ive had the pleasure of meeting while I was doing a stunt for Bubba said he was going to leave if we didnt adjust the stunt to his liking... ( which was a huge puss move, I wish he was still high ) as for dunn he was up for whatever whenever and enjoyed the fact he was able to be there doing this " job ".
  Rest in peace Ryan...
What I would like to say to all his critics is,  Ryan is probably more disappointed in himself at the loss of his friend and the hurt that he caused his loved ones.
  

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

sober brewing

While this may not sound like a good idea to you, it is keeping me busy during the week while the kiddos are not here with me. i have taken up a new hobby and just because im not drinking for a while does not mean its a bad idea. i started a round of hard cider which is the easiest of all drinks to make and if all goes well im gonna do a peach wine and then on to a wheat beer which is really what i am looking forward to but since im kinda learning on the go it is best to start off with the easy stuff.   so far im in the first fermentation stage and it is going better than i thought it would. should be able to transfer into the second stage this weekend and to a rack in 2 more weeks then its a little sit and wait for another six to eight weeks. it amazed me to see how quick it fermented. any other ideas on wine are welcome as im not stuck on the peach theme

Sunday, March 6, 2011

shorty

well i had the pleasure of teaching my eldest how to shave her pits this weekend... sarah will be 10 in a couple weeks and she has been complaining of being teased at school about having some hair on her pits so she asked me to teach her how to shave. this winter i had the pleasure to get the where do babies come from question and she said she wanted the truth. so after a weekend of very uncomfortable follow up questions i thought i was off the hook.
ive never been short of words but when my precious lil baby starts asking about these things i feel like we are moving too fast... i was alking to chuck as we both have birthdays coming up and recalling how when our parents were our age how old we thought they were. now i look at my lil ones and think im way to young to have kids this old... the only good thing that comes from this is that im another year closr to no more child support.
i am glad though that we have an open enough relationship that she still feels comfortable enough to ask these tough questions.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

chili dogs

i took some time off from my blog after some good advice from a friend. he said writing about the demise of my exwife ( and since thats what i let consume me for some time ) might not the best subject to address in the manner i chose  i thought it best to adhere to said advice. so thank you for the email it meant alot to me...

 this blog is for amanda my lil georgia peach... i sure do hate fb but the one thing i enjoy about it is keeping tabs on my long lost friend. it is as if by reading your posts we are sitting around talking like we did years ago. you are a wonderful young lady and im so very proud of what you are doing and am allways excited to see the fun things you come up with and post for all to see. i sure would love to have a beer and catch up some time and maybe even cowrite a review of said beers. i hope all is well and school is challenging and keeping you on your toes. love you
 oh and i had chili dogs for dinner tonight........

Friday, December 10, 2010

treeman

I did my demo with tom the treeman on wednesday and I think it went well. we were slow in the start and I said um too much but it was our first go at it and I think we will get a show.......

Thursday, December 2, 2010

radio

 I am doing a " test run " for a radio show with the Bubba Radio Network next Wed. Myself and Tom the Treeman are gonna submit the show and see if it can get picked up hopefully in January.
 The basis of the show is Jackass Type stunts... emails and callers will challenge us or submit stunts for us to perform and go over any stunts that were done on Bubbas show durring the previous week. all the while screwing with each other during the show.
 I asked Tuddle to join us but, am having a hard time getting him to confirm. So I guess he would not be dependable. Such as life but that would be some great content...
 If anyone has any suggestions on stunts to perform for the test show please let me know. Right now im thinking about painting dart boards on our asses and playing a dart game with steele tip darts...
 Dont forget to check out http://www.bubbaraw.com/ and see the gator bite ( David Weathers said it was a better stunt than what knoxville did). Who knows maybe a stepping stone to the real jackass movies, they did just sign for another 4 films??????
 anyway wish me luck or dont who cares.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

cma awards

holy crap... anyone watching the cma awards? talk about one big pile of ass all lumped into what i only can imagine is a little bit of heaven on earth. i am just sitting hear wishing carrie underwood would fart on my head. i mean to tell you im worked up... not one ugly in the crowd. it takes everything i have in me not to throw a beer bottle through the tv because i hate the music so much but, oh that beautiful room of ass just keeps me going.
 id like to show joanna garcia 8 seconds.. that lil hillbilly mmm mmm mmm. that girl from sugarland id like to be stuck on you. taylor swift makes me stiff...
 And all this greatness just got ruined as steph just walked out of the bathroom after taking a duece with some green shit all over face.
 im back... miranda lambert could drop a steamer right on my chest and that would be the best part of my week. hell id even let reba give me a handy.
 tomorrow i buy a cowboy hat and some spurs. now im out to do bad bad things